We are not a top 10 team   (nor do we envy that status)

We have the same name every year   (You know that is cooler)

We drink heavily and responsibly.   (We can get drunker than youse)

We are not Trivia snobs   (but we are cooler than you)

We have more cowbell   (our neighbors will attest to that)

We don’t cheat   (anymore)

Can anyone on your team kick the ceiling?   (ours either, but it’s really close)

The Trivia Step®, Points At a Glance®, Trivia Phone®, and Denavision® were all invented by Terrapin Station research scientists.

8 out of 10 core members prefer our team to Widespread Panic

We bought an ad   (what’s wrong with the rest of you slackers?)